Le Bistrot du Porc

Words of Wisdom that heal & nourish the Soul
served online

Long is the night to the sleepless.
Long is the mile to the tired.
Long is life to the foolish
who know not Truths.

(Guatuma Buddha)

All of Le Bistrot du Porc's dishes are based on special formulas
that are as powerful and magical as the forgotten spells and potions
of the old wizards.

Have a look at Le Bistrot du Porc's unique Menu below.

Appetizer

Pork keeps you warm,
and warmth keeps you loving.

(Old saying from Finland)

Click on the dish of your choice and, as if by magic, it will appear
in front of you straight away.

Spellbinding Specials

Today's Special
for having a nice day
~
House Specialty
for the homeless wanderer
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The Highflier Special
for getting somewhere
~
Le Bistrot du Porc's Sunshine Special
against the blues
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Chef's Choice; Pork with White Beans
against bad effects of good intentions

Energizing Starters

Entree Diverses
against dead ends
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Healthy Snack
against illness & disease
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The Bread of Angels
for any mere mortal
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Clarified Consommé
for clear communication
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A Cut Above
an unbeaten starter
against feelings of inferiority and use- or worthlessness

Magic Menus

Sunday Lunch
especially for control freaks
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Daily Dish
for getting through the day
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Early Bird Menu
for health & wealth
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Awesome Meal
a surprising specialty for body and soul
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Happy Meal
for happiness
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Chinese Takeaway
especially for goal getters & strivers
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Dinner for two
for finding unconditional love & unwavering loyalty
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Family Dinner
for the lonesome traveller
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Diner Dansant
for becoming a princess

Powerful Potions

The Water of Eternal Youth
le Bistrot du Porc's magical youth potion
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Natural Water
for finding better ways
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The Love Potion (Elixir d'Amour)
the one and only potion for finding love
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Magic Winning Potion
the winning formula
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Phil's Potion
for getting the benefit
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Truth Serum
for finding the truth
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Crazy Cocktail
against craziness & getting stuck
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Devil's Delight
a powerful cocktail against worrying

Potent Puds

The Perfect Pud
for perfectionists only
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Inside Out Bounty Tart
for changing the world
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Apple Pie
for good health
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Honey Cake
a little comfort for all the underdogs
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Rainbow Cake
anti - anxiety
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Frosted Apple Cupcakes
for getting along with the neighbours
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Anniversary Cake
for Happy & Good marriages

After Dinner

Fortune Cookies
for looking into your future
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Le Bistrot du Porc's Doggy Bag
good for getting what you need